fairytale.

i blame sara bareilles for this.

you ever think about how when you were little and all those stories they told you, you believed, or at least never questioned. now that we, well most of us, know better, you ever go back to those stories and question them? i'll start with cinderella, that sounds like a night on e and you wake up hungover and missing a shoe. it would make more sense if cinderella were a guy though, cuz then the princess (formely known as the prince) could hunt him down to let him know she's pregnant. i feel bad for repunzel... how do you have somebody climb your own hair? doesn't that hurt? and every story with a witch... didn't they used to hunt them down and kill them back then? well this has gone on too long.